Artwork & Words © Richard Ewing all rights reserved

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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

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Eyes are round and not square like their related orbits (eye-sockets in the skull) because if eyes were square the stress of winking, blinking and nodding would be focused on the corners and might eventually crack the skin. With round eyes the stress is evenly distributed around the eyeball, diminishing the likelihood of these unsightly cracks.  
This gives one's face a much longer shelf life and allows for all manner of grimacing.
Enjoy life --pout more often.
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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

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The average pencil holds enough graphite to make a line approximately 35 miles long.
...but I use a pen.
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Wednesday, July 11, 2018

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It has been determined that in Japan more paper is used to print comic books than to make toilet paper.
...this implies something very very important but I'm not quite sure what.
I need to get back to my drawing now.
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Wednesday, July 4, 2018

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Rabbits have nearly 360º panoramic vision.
Very handy when drawing someone in front of you, while pretending to draw a different person who's sitting elsewhere...
Explains why there are so many rabbit caricaturists.
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