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One cup of BLACK coffee sports only one calorie.
The coffee diet works!

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House flies poop every two minutes or so.  Some believe they poop every time they land as their liquid diet runs speedily through their short digestive track.
Still want to eat that doughnut that's been sitting on the counter all day?

I have to get back to my drawing now.

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When objects are wet they absorb more light.  Hence there is less light to be reflected back to your eyes --making the wet object appear darker.
This thankfully goes some distance in explaining why coffee is so dark.

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There is no funny bone.
There is, however, an ulnar nerve that threads through your elbow (which isn't protected well by bone or muscle) that graces you (when you bang the inside of your elbow while bending your arm) with an uncomfortable spasm that shoots all the way down to your pinky and ring finger.  
There is nothing funny about this feeling.
What's so funny then?
I guess to the sadistic it's funny to see a victim of the spasm jump around and cuss.
Sadistic people are a funny sort.

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