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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Coffee Mugs™

The best graphite in the 1800s came from China.  This was a selling point for American pencil manufacturers, so the decision was made to paint their pencils the color associated with Chinese royalty: yellow, and use it 'advertise' their high-end graphite.  It is ubiquitous today.
--but what was once seen as fit for a monarch has now become commonplace.

Ha-ha.
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Happy birthday, Evan
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Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Coffee Mugs™

Chickens see more colors than humans.
They have extra 'ultra-violet' cones in their eyes.
They can see more things under the sun than even the president,
but as the commander-in-chief once said:
"The sun's not yellow, it's chicken!"

...just more useless and pointless knowledge for you.
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Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Coffee Mugs™

Coffee was criminal !!  pt 7
In Prussia, 1777, Frederick the Great failed to convince the general public that it should exchange their morning java for a morning beer (done so to address concerns of waning beer sales taxes).  So in 1781 he made all coffee a royal monopoly and all 'un-regal' coffee became illegal. To enforce the ban he employed disabled soldiers to track down and snuffle out illegally roasted coffees in the villages.

they drank it anyway.
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Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Coffee Mugs™

Romans were efficient.  Their statues were created with removable heads. 
So when an emperor died all they had to create was a new head and switch it out.
doesn't work well in caricature.

...damn Romans!
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